You: I’ll take 2 raisin, 2 this, 3 that, do you have any new flavors, Taylor Ham nonsense….
Me: 7 plain. Cash. Done.
You are all really terrible at bagels It was a full 20 minutes this morning at the bagel store. Anyway, that’s why the Laziness is Extra Lazy this morning.
SLACKISH REACTION: I how baseball and the Mets think I am supposed to be all excited about Pete Alonso breaking the rookie Home Run record but I am not at all. As I have been saying on the site and on twitter, its all too much. Wayyyyy too much. It’s like the old adage about free ice cream every single day. At some point a Pete Alonso home run lacks any impact at all on my brain. Any congrats to Thunder Pete on your unbelievable achievement.
The Mets post-game notes pointed out Pete hit more HRs in one season than any Mets player had hit in their first two seasons. But hey Let’s Bash!
I guess the Mets won. Whatever
NOT LINKING: The Newspaper going all bloggy and writing that it should have been Gary Cohen calling the home run. Here’s the Fox Call if you are curious.
I blew off the Mets to work on my stand-up routine and to play video games. Played FIFA20 (thanks EA Access!) and thought it was fine but it’s just a roster update. It’s not bad, but not sure it’s a must have. The Volta feature is ok but not amazing.
Then I played some MLB The Show as The Mets. Noah Syndergaard is crushing it in my 2021 season. Unfortunately in the real world, today may be Thor’s last game as a Met since they’ve been laying groundwork for over a year to trade him. Let’s hope he stays. Now tell me Picard, how many Aces do you see pitching for the Mets in 2020. I see only three….
Finally, people really clicked on Daniel Murphy Had A Lousy Year.
