Mets Police Morning Laziness: nonsense about getting Betts, nonsense about managers…

SLACKISH REACTION:  I didn’t watch baseball, I can tell you that.

NOT LINKING:  Wow everyone pulled out their Stupidest Content this morning.  We have articles about the Mets getting Mookie Betts (maybe they could trade Matt Harvey for him like y’all didn’t want to), an article about 13 possible manager candidates, the annual Grades Post (Pete Alonso -A!), and every site has noticed the t-shirt lawsuit I told you about the other day.  There, I just saved you two hours.

I am mocking everyone else with the Will This Guy Manage The Mets series.  Will Joe Maddon manage the Mets?

NYCFC may play a playoff game at Citi Field.  Or are they FCNYC?  I can’t remember.  Get a real name.

Formerly Mets Blog tapped into one of my favorite topics – THE METS NEW CULTURE.  This time, Pete Alonso is the one changing the culture.

I appreciate that baseball isn’t even trying to hide things now.  Oakland is using BASH in their tweets!   No Snitching!