Yo may recall that at the end of 2015 Daniel Murphy warned the Mets that if they struck him down he would become more powerful than they could possibly imagine…
What are you even talking about @Metspolice?
I dunno man, there is zero Mets news. Even the AAIMBR (and I don’t even mean the Division 1 AAIMBR sites, I mean the Division 2 AAIMBR sites) are down to “Jason Vargas Year In Review” and let’s not even talk about the blatant ripoff of Citi On The Edge Of Forever…but hey the AAIMBR couldn’t even be bothered to come up with something other than Morning Briefing when Rubin left. Oh yeah don’t forget “what a Lindor trade could look like.” Seriously, you’re better off reading THIS article which is all filler calories and no content at all.
So why Neil Walker? Because I have 12 hours to go until STAR WARS the Rise of Skywalker. Skywalker, Neil Walker….yeah that’s so lame….hold on my phone is ringing…..hey it’s one of those content farm sites asking me if I want to be their 75th writer? Can I write a recap of Tejada’s season? Sure I can do that. Woohoo new gig!
SLACKISH REACTION: In case you couldn’t tell, there is no Mets news.
