High Crowns Suck: I was so disappointed in my new Mets cap

I was so excited about my new Mets cap that @mediagoon picked up for me (I even paid for it this time) and went to wear it yesterday and….

HIGH CROWNS SUCK.

This thing is like 10 feet high and I look like I should be hanging out with Vanilla Ice in it.

I was so so disappointed.  It’s such a nice design, but the three-story crown just makes it unwearable.  So off to the closet it went, to occasionally see daylight only when I need to do filler posts some winter a few years from now.

This cap deserved better.

Unstructured low crown caps are the way to go.  You millennials ruined everything, even baseball caps.

The Mets Police
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