We live in complicated times. On the one hand, one might remember that Colon had two families. Like, I am not perfect, but I do not have a secret family. Do you have a secret family?
But in these complicated times when the worst people in the world banged on some garbage cans, surely we can overlook the secret daily and earn some commissions through our affiliate codes by selling you a book. I mean, look at the people the POTUS is pardoning, nothing matters any more. Have three families, what do I care. Just give me commissions.
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By the way I have declared that I am seeing the Republican Nomination for President. My entire platform is NO RECLINING AND I AM NOT TRUMP. Yu can understand the I Am Not Trump part, which should get me a good 55% of the popular vote should you put me through as the candidate. Other than that my sole platform is NO RECLINING. All persons should have the right to enjoy the 4 inches of personal space we are granted on airplanes without some jerk reclining and making the video screen an inch from our noses, and the laptop tray unusable bless you are good at typing with your keyboard at a 45 degree angle.
No Reclining 2020!
Also I am not Trump. Admit it, you’re intrigued.
