SLACKISH REACTION: The Most Boring Spring Ever Continues. They must have let Gelbs write the storylines.
Seth Lugo came out against Openers, so I want to name him Captain, if not Commissioner.
Did yesterday’s game even happen, or is MLB trying to pretend it did? The “Mets” trotted out a lot of people I’d never heard of. This guy looks to me like a “made-up guy” in season 7 of Franchise Mode on The Show.
Mets’ Johneshwy Fargas hits for cycle against Cardinals https://t.co/J1LwGZyn9k pic.twitter.com/xpl2wF3cM9
— HardballTalk (@HardballTalk) March 5, 2020
“Jarrett Parker” supposedly homered. No photos. No video.
That ball was CRUSHED. 💪
Jarrett Parker extends the lead to 5-0. #LGM pic.twitter.com/hV8hX7H04w
— New York Mets (@Mets) March 5, 2020
The Mets also claimed “Patrick Mazeika” hit a home run, yet there are no pictures or videos of the guy.
Patrick Mazeika with a BLAST over the wall. 💪 #LGM pic.twitter.com/pxfxTRztPd
— New York Mets (@Mets) March 5, 2020
The alleged game ended as a tie. A game that might not have existed, with no proof of it existing, ends in a way that doesn’t affect the standings.
Is MLB getting us ready for simulated baseball in case of a labor strike? Coronavirus? Is Andrew Yang right about the AI taking over?
Look if you want to believe that Johneshwy Fargas hit for the cycle, and Patrick Mazeika and Jarrett Parker are actual Mets who hit for the cycle, you go right ahead. But the truth is out there Scully. I don’t think this came actually happened, and I want to find out why the Mets want us to believe it did.
