If you are represented in a cardboard cutout at a Mets game you likely have too much money.
You either have chosen to give the Wilpons money for season tickets (why?) or you actually paid for this. In either case you have too much money.
Here at Mets Police, if you find yourself with too much money, especially during this time when a lot of people are out of work, we encourage you to donate DIRECTLY to the charity of your choice without the mystery of whatever the Mets Foundation supports. I would suggest the North Shore Animal League but you should of course choose a charity that means something to you, and stop wasting money on nonsense.
Do you see yourself? 👀
Fan cutouts will be at tonight’s intrasquad game. #LGM pic.twitter.com/aIx8U4bbQQ
— New York Mets (@Mets) July 16, 2020
1.3 million Americans filed for first time unemployment last week. Yahoo reports over the last four months 51 million Americans have filed for claims.
Enjoy your cutout. You are very fortunate to have such disposable income to waste on nonsense.
