Mets Promote Z. Michael Scott to acting GM

That’s what she said.

The Mets didn’t send me a press release, so I may have incomplete information, but I see on social media that the Mets have promoted Zack Michael Scott to Acting GM.

If I recall correctly, and again, the Mets did not send me a press release so my information may be faulty, Scott spent six years as a general manager in Scranton before moving on to Colorado.

As for avoiding another Porter scandal, I don’t think we have to worry.  I googled Scott quotes and fond this one.

“My, philosophy is, basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don’t, ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who you are with, or, or where you are going, or, or where you’ve been. Ever. For any reason. Whatsoever.”

Anyway, best of luck to Acting Regional General Manager Z. Michael Scott and the newly promoted Assistant to the Acting Regional General Manager Dwight Schrute, who worked with Scott in Scranton.  If I recall.  Send me a press release guys, and thanks for the memes!