Happy Harvey/Jackie Robinson Day. #42 on his uniform and #33 in your hearts, #32 Matt Harvey was on the mound for the Orioles!
In the first, a 1-2-3 inning, even if Orioles fans are ignoring how far this out was. I have warned Reds, Angels and Royals fans about these. These don’t always stay in.
But hey fans are EXCITED.
And thanks to a home run – there tend to be lots of home runs in Camden Yards, but no reason to worry about that, and we’re on to the second with a 2-0 lead!
The Orioles announcers are telling us how Matt’s three whole days at the NJ performance camp fixed Matt and then SIT DOWN SON THE DARK KNIGHT IS BACK BABY
Strike three.
The next guy got a hit and now it’s the fun part where we watch Matt with RUNNERS ON BASE UH OH.
But don’t worry, The Read Deal is dealing and SIT DOWN SON.
And for the first time in….years?….we have HEAD UP MATT HARVEY walking confidently to the dugout!
Could a night out in Fells Point with some cuties be in the future? On to the 1-2-3 3rd and you can start pouting out a Heavy Seas Double Cannon which is a force to be reckoned with….just like The Dark Knight!
(@ceetar says it is a Maryland based beer).
In the 4th….a HBP and a walk brings a mound visit…but TDK gets out of it AGAIN!
There’s two out in the 5th. Matt is soooo close to a win and then Sam Haggerty singles. And what did I tell the Orioles about men on base?
Wait for it….
Wait for it…
OH NO!
And that will be it for Matt Harvey….and now you know which apps I use and YES I HAVE 80 UNREAD TEXTS AND 2080 UNREAD EMAILS.
Matt Harvey said, “I’m pretty frustrated. I feel like that game should have been 2-0 and I should have been out there the whole game.”
Well yeah, but
Sorry Matt. Maybe next time.
4 and two thirds. 2 runs both earned. A walk, 3 Ks, and an ERA of 5.02