Jacob deGrom totally fine, making rehab start because he’s totally fine

I don’t think it’s odd that Jacob deGrom is making a rehab start today even though it’s only been 11 days, so one missed turn, since he pitched.  Do you think its I don’t think it’s odd that Jacob deGrom is making a rehab start today?  I don’t.

Don’t you want to make sure deGrom is OK?  What do you want us to do, let him pitch twice in a row knowing he wasn’t feeling right?  Do you want us to let him throw 100mph in March?

Is it me?  It’s you, right?

Why is it odd that deGrom can pitch in the minors but not in the majors?  Why would you want him to pitch in the majors?

Sure the Mets pitchers this weekend are To Be Announced, that just means that we haven’t announced them yet.  We have plenty of pitching.  So much pitching that we don’t even need deGrom and can afford to have him throw in the minors when he could just as easily throw in the majors.  Because he’s fine. He’s totally fine.

Do you think Uncle Steve with all his billions would field a team resembling Wilpon Era June Swoons?  What’s wrong with our lineups?  I don’t think anything is wrong with our lineups.  Do you think something is wrong with our lineups?  We are in first place.  What place do you want us to be in?

And Pete Alonso is fine too.  Six home runs is a lot on May 20th.  How many home runs do you have?  Surely not six.  I’d like to see you hit six home runs?

Is it me? It’s you.