Hey @mets DRESS NICELY and Win the World Series and I go away!

The stated mission of this blog has been to stay here until the Mets win the World Series while nicely dressed.  By nicely dressed I mean NOT IN BLACK.  No black, no drop shadow.  You have nice uniforms. They look like this.  Wear this.  With a blue cap.

Now I know it is Friday, and you guys seem to think Blackout Friday is cool.  I can swallow it during the season but this is the playoffs.  Let’s look like a baseball team here.

I want to stop doing this, and you’d be thrilled if I go away.  Star Trek is desperately in need of me to fix their disaster with a daily blog pointing out all the stupid things THEY do.

So help me help you.  Dress nice and win the World Series.  Then I will blog about the parade and then I will go away.  Your move.