Mets shorts….for people who don’t want to date anyone

Mets Shorts….like how Steve shorted the season…get it Morty?…the season was short..because of Steve…who shorts stocks…you see Morty? Shorts

Anyway, if you have no interest on ever going on a date, these are the shorts for you.

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