Let’s begin with the Todd Frazier Food Of The Day.
SLACKISH REACTION: Did you see The Big Zero Marcus Stroman wants to create a WBC Dream Team? That’s nice and all but dude what could possibly make you think you’e on it? Maybe he just wants a second career as a TV producer and plans to watch it on TV?
This is like me starting the Legion Of Handsome Guys – I’m going to invite Brad Pitt, Idris Elba, George Clooney and there’s probably somebody under 40….but yeah I think if the 5 of us were the Legion Of Handsome Guys that would be awesome.
The people over at the AAIMBR dared to use “Captain America” and Stroman in the headline. It’s another reason their blog should be socially distanced.
Let me put the team together. Stroman isn’t even one of the Top 2 on his own team, so let me take Jake and Thor and let’s see, who else could I take…
Not bad. I think the 8 starters I have so far can cover this without you Zero.
It’s one thing to be on the Who Cares WBC…but you start assembling The Dream Team? Might be time to come hang out Brad, George, Idris and I.
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I had to unfollow SNY on twitter. I just couldn’t take their desperate attempts to get people to click anything or watch anything. Guys, I got news for you, you’re not going to hit your numbers. I can tell you that the numbers are bad, I see my own numbers and they are bad. That’s not so much that my blog is any less terrible this week than usual, it’s people not moving around and playing on their phones.
But SNY thinks I want to see reporters at home holding their phone too close to their face, and I really don’t. I’d really rather see what Todd Frazier is eating than that. So unfollow until baseball returns and then I will refollow so I can listen to Gary Cohen mail in home run calls.
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I found the streets extra empty this morning as I made a quick tour of the town.
Also I am very upset a the runner who I wanted a lonnnng time to let pass and she didn’t even give me the wave. That’s rude. I run, and its not that hard to extend your hand and give a gesture. You don’t even have to break form….just uncurl those fingers. I hope she has a rotten day with slow internet and that her Netflix goes out.
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California has totally shut don’t but Baseball refuses to admit that they won’t be paying games in London this June. Where’s Khan…
Hopefully you guys are following along every day at 11am when I post the latest adventures of Video Game Matt Harvey and the AL West’s Long Island Ducks
