Pete Alonso said things about baseballs to the media – let’s break it down FOR REAL.

 

Pete Alonso spoke to the media.  I shall comment.

Pete, anywhere else is CITI FIELD.  So is the answer ONE?   Because that’s how many you’ve hit at home.  It’s June 9th.  Pete also has three RBI at home.  Three.  It is June 9th.  Three.

I can’t keep track of the Tims, I forget if this is the Tim who doesn’t like me or the other Tim and which Tim yells at managers but…

And let’s get to it Pete.  Let’s really get to it.

Here’s why changing the baseball is bad.   Your game is home runs.  You broke the rookie record when MLB decided to have Superballs that flew out of the park.  That led Mets fans to put you in Cooperstown, and to blind the Mets that they should have traded you at peak value.  After all, only 8 players have hit 50 or more twice and three of them are McGwire, Sosa and A-Rod.

Now we see that you are a .245 batter who is going to hit something like 27. 28. 29 home runs.  In other words, Ike Davis with a worse glove.

Ike Davis Cowboy meme returns

So I am sure Pete would love to see the superballs come back.

But let’s look at that free agency comment.  That is sure to get some eyes popping wide open at The MLB HQ.

And now let’s look at THIS quote….

So what Pete is saying is that EVEN PETE may think his 2019 numbers are kinda fugazi.

Trade High-ish Mets….while you still can.