You may have noticed that the Mets are having trouble hiring anyone. They are starting to run out of traditional candidates. Maybe what the Mets need to do is go for cheap clicks on the internet.
Baseball is a business, and baseball doesn’t even care about the part with the ball and stick. Baseball is all about gambling and NFTs now.
You think the 7 Line Army is impressive? Wait until the BTS Army starts watching games from 500 feet away and all lie to each other about that being a good view.
Unlike the actual Mets players, BTS loves their fans!
BTS in the dugout is sure to fill the luxury boxes and being more eyeballs to the TV. Sandy makes the lineups anyway. We can just pair BTS with a Terry Collins-like bench coach.
BTS has even appeared at Citi Field so they are familiar with how the dimensions play….plus the post-game concerts will be Amazin’
Will BTS manage the Mets? Steve’s so far down his list now I will consider this to be a real possibility….but in the end, MLB regulations limit the number of coaches in the dugout and I don’t think any one of us wants to break up the band over that…so no, BTS will not manage the Mets. Shame.
