Radical Realignment Now: My Plan puts the Mets and Yankees in the same division because SANITY

Now that all the teams will play all the other teams, let’s stop with tradition entirely and fix the game.  I propose radical realignment, and TV put on a Northeast game and a West Game every day and the other divisions can whatever themselves.

NORTHEAST (aka Ruth):  Mets, Yankees, Red Sox, Phillies, Blue Jays

SOUTHEAST (aka Ripken):  Nationals, Orioles, Braves, Miami, Tampa

WEST (aka Robinson):  Dodgers, Angels, Padres, Giants, Mariners

SOUTHWEST (dunno): stay with me here – THE LAS VEGAS ATHLETICS, Diamondbacks, Rockies, Rangers, Astros

CENTRAL (aka Banks):  Cubs, White Sox, Brewers, Cardinals, Royals

OTHERS (aka Celemente):  Tigers, Twins, Guardians, Reds, Pirates

I mean, why wouldn’t you do this?

Took me two minutes and it’s pretty perfect.  If I listed a team twice and left someone out you can make fun of me.

You can give the divisions cooler names if you want.  Let’s go Old Time Hockey and have stuff like Ruth,  Robinson, Aaron, Ripken, Banks, Celemnte etc…

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