AN HONEST HOME RUN CALL
Long time readers know that Gary Cohen mails in most home run calls with a Sterling-esque “To the track, it is far, to the wall, it’s outta here!” – well so far Impostor Gary has not used that AT ALL.
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— New York Mets (@Mets) April 1, 2023
THE BALLGAME IS OVER
Another tell – when the final out was made, did Impostor Gary say “the ballgame is over!” – NO! The Impostor said “the ballgame comes to an end.”
What? Where is real Gary? Who is this impostor????
In other news, did you hear Keith admit…pretty early, maybe the first inning…that he tunes out. Keith has no role now with the faster pace of play. Should be interesting to watch.
2:09 last night! Done by 9! I played video games AND watched the Mets AND watched Star Trek AND watched the Mandalorian. If we can eliminate replacy and any-and-all mound visits we can get this sport down to 1:55! Baseball is back baby!
