Cheesus Christmas, is there a Department of Lameness in power in Queens since Dave Howard left?

First of all, what is #VoteMarkakis. Like, seriously, what is that?

Stop with the Dan the Man.

I don’t want anything. You can have the #imwith28 hashtag. Take a screengrab of this post and file it away. I hereby donate #imwith28 to the New York Mets. OK, stop being stupid.

Here’s why. It’s SOCIAL MEDIA.

CONNECT WITH THE FANS!

 

The fans have a hashtag. USE IT. CONNECT WITH US.

What you guys are doing (or MLB Advanced Media or whoever the hell is doing this and whoever the hell is picking the lame scoreboard stuff) feels like CORPORATE INITIATIVE BEING SLAMMED DOWN OUT THROATS.

Suit: “You know, we really should have some clever hashtags. I saw those really are working for the LA Kings and we oughta…”

No Mets fan says Dan The Man. Not one.

It’s not cool, it’s not clever.

We are all connecting on Twitter without you. Don’t fight upstream.

CONNECT don’t market.

(thanks to @still_a_MetsFan for raising my blood pressure.)

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