Poor Mr. Met. All the other mascots hit on his wife. Not cool mascots, not cool.
Don’t flatter yourself, @MrMet is my guy RT @LouSeal01: I see you stalking me @mrsmet Don’t worry, I won’t tell your Mr. #SorryNotSorry
— Mrs. Met (@mrsmet) March 13, 2015
Conspiracy theorists know this is to stop us from talking about Castergine.
