Free Fallin’: Mets suck, nobody seems to care

tom petty

I seem to be the only person who is upset that the Mets gave up the division lead.  Twitter is rationalizing itself with all sorts of “well, if I had told you that on May 21st the Mets would be…” nonsense.  THEY BLEW IT.

The conversation will soon turn to the Wild Card.

REALLY?

This is not OK.  The Mets were really fracking clear that the finish line was 2015.  Don’t you dare move it up a year again.

The only person in Queens who seems to care is Matt Harvey.

Trades need to be made.  Having 17 starting pitchers does you no good if the team can’t score.  I want 100 games of Wally Backman.  Let’s find out if Wally is really going to steal babies and spit on grandmothers, or if he can win with the same guys he won with in Las Vegas.

And for the love of God, BAT MURPHY SECOND ALREADY.

This is a complete joke.  But you guys don’t seem to care, so I will shut up and post caps and jerseys.