Wait until Mets fans notice the three off days the first week

This schedule blows.

mets week 1

First we have an EIGHT THI2RTY SEVEN start.   WTF?????  And no GKR!

(Remembers he has soccer until 8, Self-STFUs..yeah 8:37 is cool)

Then the day off that kills the buzz.  I get it.  Don’t like it, but I get it.

Then TWO DAYS OFF?????

Then a home opener.   Hey maybe THE DARK NIGHT can pitch both the road opener and the home opener.  He’s Batman, and it is his normal day.  Screw these other guys.  ALL MATT HARVEY ALL THE TIME.