Hey you know how teams have sausage races and President races. Apparently we are getting some sort of lame thing with a taxi cab and a police car and god knows what. What happened to Vision Zero? Laaaaaaame.
What really sucks is this is real and not an April Fool’s Joke. As a barometer of how lame it is, you’re not sure if I am serious or not. This is real.
Here are the four “cars” that will be a part of the Mets’ new in-game race at Citi Field. pic.twitter.com/gsjczFGZTM
— Adam Rubin (@AdamRubinESPN) March 30, 2016