Mets to have lame sounding car race thing this season because we live in Milwaukee

jim very sad

Hey you know how teams have sausage races and President races.  Apparently we are getting some sort of lame thing with a taxi cab and a police car and god knows what.  What happened to Vision Zero?  Laaaaaaame.

What really sucks is this is real and not an April Fool’s Joke.  As a barometer of how lame it is, you’re not sure if I am serious or not.  This is real.