Mets Police Morning Laziness: very very suspicious numbers in baseball

I see that (player) has (baseball statistic).  VERY VERY VERY suspicious?  No?  Are we doing a repeat of 1998 where everyone is in the mood for a feel good story so we’re going to act like this is normal?

SLACKISH REACTION:  I am still on team Trade JDG to the Astros.   That earlier bad stretch has my spidey sense tingling, and I very much hope my spidey sense is wrong.   Anyway, the game wasn’t all that interesting and around the 7th inning I decided I would rather watch “TV” so I gave up.   The Mets are 11 games out.

Bartolo Colon signed with the Twins.  Oh well.

Not much news.  This guy got an ice cream cone.