If the Mets do not announce a Seaver statue by noon today I will blot out the sun!
SLACKISH REACTION: Happy Eclipse Day! I am out of town chasing the shadows, but it looks like a pretty boring day in Queens. The Mets lost to the Marlins. Today The Dark Knight is a Rumble Pony.
Looking forward to Eclipse Day at Wilpon Stadium And Mall in 2079 – of course Wilpon Stadium will be a dome. Stupid WIlpons.
The Mets Police remind you to only use legitimate eclipse glasses.