Mets Police Morning Laziness: newspaper sinks to deepest lamest depths for Mets content

Tonight, The Dark Knight Retur…oh who even cares at this point

SLACKISH REACTION: had to work.  Finally got around to the game and it was 5-0.  Then it rained at some point.  Then the Mets won 6-3.

This should go into NOT LINKING but it is so bad that I will link.  A newspaper website actually did an article about a blogger’s wacky Mets Injuries press release.   Really????

The release has hilarious clever jokes like Syndergaard’s arm fell off.

And the newspaper website did an entire article on this.   Wow.

I mean wow.  Wow.  Just wow.  Did you know Jose Reyes strained ligaments brushing teeth. Are you done laughing yet?  Wow.

Anyway, that’s the extent of the Mets news.  Wow.