Mets Police Morning Laziness: The Terry Watch Watch is over

SLACKISH REACTION: The Mets lost 11-0.

Terry Collins and the Mets finally figured out how to handle things, with Terry “deciding to step down” and taking a job in the front office even though he doesn’t know what it is.  We all know this is made up but let’s all believe the lie together.

Everyone got excited that Thor threw 100.  Um, remember what happened last time we got excited he was throwing 100?  The manager should have called time out and told Thor to back it down a little…but that’s what happens when you have a lame duck manager.

Gary Cohen scared the hell out of everyone with this…

but it turns out that Keith is joining Fox’s playoff coverage in the seat formerly held by Pete Rose. Whew.

Most blogs take the winter off. I’ll still be here every day, waiting for the Mets to win the World Series while they are dressed nicely. I suspect it will be a few more years. Thanks for reading.