Mets Police Morning Laziness: Dreaming of Keith Hernandez

SLACKISH REACTION:  thanks to @mediagoon for minding the store slash takeover yesterday, hopefully we can convince him to visit by more often.  I spent the day asleep, then staring at some Stranger Things and then the Tom Petty documentary.  No podcast this week as I told Jason I am unreliable.

I dreamt that Keith Hernandez was over my house watching TV which was fun.  We had on SNY where they debut the new (in dreamland only, relax) jerseys – they were like the road swooshes, but with orange lettering.  In dreamland this looked OK.  As I thought about it after I woke I guess they would like these Orioles jerseys, but would say New York.

Maybe the t-shirt guys could do that look this year with their outings.

METS NEWS:  Ruben Amaro Jr is the new first base coach!  You know him as “wasn’t he the Phillies GM?” and “I didn’t know he coach first base for Boston.”

METS NEWS:  Dave Eiland is the new pitching coach.  Or did that happen when I was in a coma

METS NEWS:  People tell me new hitting coach Pat Roessler was the ASSISTANT hitting coach for the Mets last year.  The Mets had an assistant hitting coach????

METS NEWS:  Kevin Long is the new hitting coach for the Nationals

NOT LINKING: The newspaper has a quiz asking how many Mets managers since 1980  you can name.  If the answer isn’t ALL OF THEM you are dismissed.

SEARCHES:  “Mets” is gummed up by French people this morning.  “Matt Harvey” search seems forever gummed by Harvey Weinstein.  Come on french people and unpopular people, I got a blog to run.

One more day of 90’s week.  I gotta find some combination of Health & Free Time to figure out posts for the next 5 months. I want to do 00s week but I don’t think I have it in me.

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