Mets Police Morning Laziness: what do you mean no plain?

Reports are that the Mets will hire someone named Gary DiSarcina to be the bench coach.

Here’s Michael Baron’s unofficial Spring Training schedule.

SLACKISH REACTION:  The bagel store was out of Plain.   Plain?  How do you not have plain?   I used to be a big Onion guy but the onion was never hot, so I switched to plain because it increased the chances of me getting hot ones.  Anyway, I asked the guy for “Whatever is hot” and he served me well.

Best of luck to all of today’s runners in the Marathon.  I hope to it again some day. Right now I’m a mess and can barely blog.