Hello, gobble gobble, and welcome to an annual tradition around here: Mets Turkeys!
This is all (more or less) in good fun and I’m in a pretty good mood this year….although I will probably wind up raging at some point. In no particular order….
Cinco De Mayo. I don’t know what really went down but dude….show up for work. Bad look with a little too much mystery hanging over it. Won’t even get into the stats.
I wish Terry well but man he made the sport unwatchable for most of the summer. Changing pitchers every two batters is just awful. Which brings us to…
Welcome to town Mick! Anyway please do not go forward with extreme bullpenning. You will be the man who destroyed baseball and turned it into the top sport of the second tier (you know, the one that the NHL is in.) Even the discussion of it was enough to get you on the list.
Which one off us drafted Dom Smith and already is done with him, wanted to send Conforto to AAA….. and made the Murph mistake? Man.
Thor, love ya dude, but you had Harveyitis last winter, then let the MSM pump you up when they saw 100 on the radar gun………until the baseball gods humbled you. Stay humble bro and cut the crap with….
Mr. Met. I’ll ignore the finger thing, but WHY ARE YOU FEUDING WITH ONE THE THREE STARS ON THIS TEAM? Stop stop stop.
Not a fan.
Throwback Turkey. We traded Roger & Lenny for you.
People who chant He Struck Him Out. Uncoolest thing ever in Queens. Even worse than Piano Man.
All this Ohtani talk reminded me of…..Throwback Turkey Shinjo.
Games on WOR. That metallic noise you put under the play by play taught me I could live without Howie, Josh and even the Mets. Your cousins at the MLB App are just as bad with the loud commercial breaks. You taught me not to follow your sport.
And Mets Media Relations Intern #5. Bro, send me ALL the press releases. Why do I only get them half the time?
And that’s all. You can all hate back on me as well. Lets Go Mets and have a nice Thanksgiving!
