Mets Police Morning Laziness: Major League Minimum Players? Sure!

SLACKISH REACTION:  As I type this this morning I realize I had a dream that the Mets lost their minds and did a Mr. Met With Hitler Mustache bobblehead giveaway.  LOL, pretty funny and glad I remembered that dream just now.  To be clear, the Mets are not doing a Mr. Met With Hitler Mustache bobblehead giveaway.  On the other hand, they have yet to announce the Free Shirt Friday Designs.  COULD the Mets….

You can tell all the Me Too blogs because they don’t even bother to rephrase that the Mets have “reached out” to Adrian Gonzalez.  It’s a subtle thing that happens.

Some are wondering why.  Three words.  Major League Minimum.  They get a basically free player.  I guess it’s me veteran depth and there are worse things they could do, but I still say PLAY DOM 155 GAMES.   Hopefully Mr. Gonzalez enjoys his once a week cameo role.

The Mets have three games on Sunday Night Baseball in 2018.  Through the Magic Of Clickbait you can find out which games they are!

HOCKEY SECTION:   Hey did you see the Islanders are getting a new arena (even though you guys told me Brooklyn was great and the LIRR stops there and everything!).  Did you see who owns the arena?   Hint, it starts with a W and ends in ilpon.  Let me know how your boycott is going.

Also in Hockey News, the Winter Classic is coming to Citi Field.  This has probably been forgotten by blogs everywhere but soon they will remember.