Mets Police Morning Laziness: quiet Saturday, Reyes back, not linking to things

DID THE METS GET ANY NEW PLAYERS?   Jose Reyes is official.  The Mets are so excited that they put that out at 5pm on a Friday.  Are you pumped?

SLACKISH REACTION:  Quiet Saturday in Metstropolis.  I noticed Thor seems to have changed his social media strategy away from Harveyism to a more subdued version that I think works much better.  And TDK has gone invisible.  Meanwhile, whatever happened to Mickey Callaway – he was in our faces every two seconds and now the Mets have him in witness protection.

Hoping to get some Mutant Football League in today.    Reem Reem.

The Mets need to step up their promotions game.  Look at what the Padres are doing…wow.

Here is an official list of the Top 2017 Mets of All Time.

NOT LINKING:  The blog newspaper says the Mets need to make big moves!  Is the newspaper being run from their mom’s basement?  To no surprise the likes of Today and People are now in on the Prom thing and the Mets are still acting like she actually needs to get to 500K at that point.  Oh and we’re acting like “the Mets are going to use a closer committee” is news even though we’ve known that for months.  Not linking.