Mets Police Morning Laziness: Terrible Bud Harrelson news and The Dark Knight diets

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SLACKISH REACTION: No no no no no no no.  When I type Mets into Google and Twitter in the morning I am looking for fun things like making fun of Matt Harvey’s weight.  I don’t want to learn that Bud Harrelson has Alzheimers.  No no no.  Oh my goodness.  More on Buddy later when I don’t have to run out the door.  Oh no.

DID THE METS GET ANY NEW PLAYERS?  No.

Well you know it’s Spring Training when the dopey Cars posts start….

Cespedes rolls in, with slightly more horsepower than the horse he rode in on two years ago. pic.twitter.com/mEJCmbNfjf

Some people thought Matt Harvey spent the winter at Donuts Chain with me….

….but here you can see TDK is Svelte.

 

Meanwhile, JDG looks like this now.  Get used to it.

Jason and I did a podcast about the Mets and Star Wars.  Mostly Star Wars this week.

The Fireflies will be a Mets affiliate through at least 2020.

The Mets apparently forgot which Mets player wears #7