Mets Police Morning Laziness: OMG Matt Harvey has monogrammed socks

Matt Harvey has monogrammed socks.  What do you say John Oliver?

Cool.

Holy cow.  Dude you show up with monogrammed socks in the schoolyards of Queens circa 1980 and you are done.  We will mock you for YEARS.  You never recover.  You never recover from this.

SLACKISH REACTION:  I had been really looking forward to the Opening Ceremonies (for real) but found them very disappointing.   I didn’t think Korea was anywhere near the level of coolness we’ve had at the openers going back to London.

Now one question I have is – what was reality?  Maybe there was a cool version that NBC refused to show us?   They do do that you know.  Late in the show Tirico even said that the show was edited “for time constraints.”  Miek WTF are you talking about, it’s not like Trump told NBC they had to squeeze it into a three hour window, that was your choice.  It was your choice not to show it live and it was you choice not to show the full version on NBCSN or one of the sister cable networks you own, so stop trying to bullshit me.

Anyway Mike was good, Katie Couric was bad but not Meredith Viera bad (which is quite bad) but I did scream SHUT UP at Katie a few times.

DID THE METS GET ANY NEW PLAYERS?  No

NOT LINKING:  We discovered the guys at the Amazing Apple Insiderized Mets Blog Report made a Toddfather t-shirt.  As John Oliver would say…

Cool.

Leave the tees to the pros guys.

Also NOT LINKING to “Matz wants to stay healthy”, “Mets interested in Lincecum Maybe Perhaps”,  “Mets need SP”, “Mets need 2B” (someone tell Cabrera).

Off to soccer game for me (I know, right? I really wanted to sleep in).  Then hopefully some PS4, I got all the new games from last weekend’s EA sale to pay plus of course Gran Turismo, then catching up on DVR Olympics because if NBC ain’t showing it live then I can wait and zip through all the commercials.

Monogrammed Socks.