Mets Police Morning Laziness: no news and no time makes for a bad column

SLACKISH REACTION:  Yesterday’s game appears to have been a hoax.

Quiet morning on the road for me (soccer tournament) so can’t even do my bagel run.  I’m off to hit the buffet and hope for the best.

Quick links:  no pics of the Mets in green caps because I think the game didn’t happen.

CAN I WATCH TODAY’S GAME:  no

NOT LINKING:  Mets might trade Montero.  Vargas not sure when he will pitch again.  Swarzak felt fine.

OK the kid is staring at me.  If I weren’t trying to knock out a column she’d take an hour to get ready.  Gotta go eat.  Anyway, appears there is no news because the game didn’t even happen.

I bet the AAIMBR has something, all 73 writers can’t have a soccer game.