Mets Police Morning Laziness: Matt Harvey makes Page 6 for Partying

SLACKISH RECATION:  I was doing the rounds and there was absolutely nothing….and then I saw THIS!

Matt Harvey was partying in LA the night before he had a wobbly time coming out of the bullpen for the Mets in San Diego, sources told Page Six.

Source: Matt Harvey partied in LA night before wobbly game | Page Six

Well well, that’s stupid.  You have to know someone is going to see you (I am surprised we don’t have photos yet) and you have to know it’s going to look bad.  If you’re trying to get released this will help.  It’s your free agent year bro.

Who on Team Harvey told him about this event?  is Matt on some Cool Party Finsta?  Dd some publicist tell him he should be at it?   Matt and Boras need to get rid of all these people and have someone tell Matt to stay home and lay low, or he’s going to have LOTS of time to party next year.

And folks, I think the media is just getting started.  You guys are smart and will eventually put it all together.  As Mulder says, the Truth Is Out There.

Oh an Matt, everyone thanks you for providing a story off an off day.  You should probably send Mike Francesa some flowers for giving you cover today.

NOT LINKING:  Is Conforto in a slump?  Could the Mets have a 1B Platoon?