Mets Ballboy may play a better third base than The Virus

Hey nice play kid! Can you hit .132?

(and for Millennials that’s a ,367 OPS – for you older folks OPS is where we add a few numbers together because life is a video game and numbers need to be HUGE or we can’t understand the game at all.)

The @Mets may have just found their 3rd baseman of the future. pic.twitter.com/rkNr8KqykQ

— Cut4 (@Cut4) May 20, 2018

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