Reyes Virus Guy reaches new level of entertaining!

I love the Reyes Virus Guy. He is so committed to his cause.

So, Jose is to blame for 23 losses! Wow.

I started thinking about this and it makes sense. Did you know…

Jose Reyes suggested Noah Syndergaard visit some camp kids. True.

Jose Reyes suggested some heel inserts to Cespedes. True.

Jose Reyes told Dom Smith that since he’s always up early he would wake Dom up before the first Spring outing. True.

Jose Reyes showed Jay Bruce some hip strengthening exercises. True.

Jose Reyes is secretly Mickey Callaway’s bench coach. True.

Jose Reyes is also an investment banker who helps the Wilpons with their finances. True.

Jose Reyes told Gary Cohen that he really likes that “to the track, to the wall” thing. True.

Jose Reyes told Todd Frazier he should play up that whole “from New Jersey” thing because people can’t get enough of it.  True.