Mets Police Morning Laziness: It was Vargas Day

SLACKISH REACTION:  Wow the Mets lost? No way.  On Vargas Day?  No way.  I had a particularly busy Thursday and didn’t catch any of the game at all, but I do see it was under three hours so I think I would have liked it.

Wait, Philip Evans has a broken leg?  You miss stuff when you’re busy.  Might have to tap in @NikoMetsPlus to help.

Have we fixed Gary Cohen?

NOT LINKING: The dumbasses at the AAIMBR actually posted an article suggesting the Mets could bring back Murphy or Walker.  Smoke the pipe much kids?  Complete crap. I mean holy cow bad how do you even have a blog bad.

Written last night, I’lll catch up with NEWS in the unlikely event there is any.  That’s what I said yesterday.