Las Vegas 51s, dead at 18.

The Las Vegas 51s died earlier today but at least went out swinging with a walkout win thanks to a Home Run by Peter Alonso!

The 51s will be rebranded next season as the Jungle Frisbees or Couch Trees or Coffee Straws or Sunscreen Bandits or whatever stupid name wins the rebrand contest.  They also move to a new home.

None of this matters to us Mets fans and we will have a new AAA in Syracuse…currently the Chiefs but just as likely to be rebranded with one of those “cool” modern style nicknames like Rumble Ponies or Blueberry Sofas or Razor Sneakers or Ponzi Schemes.

Still unclear to me is what will happen to poor Cosmo the mascot who seems like he’s all space related and stuff.  At least he got a nice sendoff before the Las Vegas Book Gorillas take him out back and shoot him.

But time for one last memory…

We will always remember Las Vegas as the place that David Wright played his final baseball game before Insurancegate kept him out of the majors while the union sat and did nothing on his behalf.

Thanks for being a nice affiliate Las Vegas, good luck in your future and please don’t murder Cosmo.