Posted on by Shannon Shark @metspolice

Mets Police Morning Laziness: in which ‘Mets’ and ‘Colombian Madame’ shows up in an interesting Google search

SLACKISH REACTION:  I dunno man, work killed me yesterday and then I went straight to a volleyball game, then straight to the bar, then put on SNY to see there was one out to go, figured the Mets could handle it, so I watched some CNN Kavanaugh stuff.  Seems they won.  Yay.

I have mixed emotions about David Wright possibly making an appearance today.  Selfishly I want him not to so we just have the one big event all in one tomorrow, but David himself wants to play so I will go with David’s feeling over mine.

So this next item I am going to share so that when the MSM notices it in a few months you’ll know I shared it with you first.

 

I am seeing articles in Spanish this morning about a Madame who was arrested.  My Spanish isn’t that great and I’m not sure the translation is the best but…

Le hice la despedida de soltero al hermano de Lindsay Lohan. Yo traía NBM, jugadores de los Mets y no me iba a quemar las pestañas, a ir al aeropuerto a trasnocharme pagando un vestido de 500 mil pesos y un tacón de 200 mil, para que en cuatro días que me vengan a pelar el cobre por 200 mil pesos.  (Link)

Now if I throw that in Google translate and add some more to the end, you can see that the words start to get confusing.

I worked with public people, from the United States, Mexico. I did the bachelor party to Lindsay Lohan’s brother. I brought NBM, Mets players and I was not going to burn my eyelashes, to go to the airport to stay up late paying a dress of 500 thousand pesos and a heel of 200 thousand, so that in four days they come to peel the copper for me 200 thousand pesos. I was going for my thing. The minimum tip was 5 million, because I do everything. I’m attentive to water, ice, liquor, everything, transport, yachts, everything was on the boat. I had no competition, it has me here is envy, “he told the newspaper El Universal.

I did a little more looking- seems that the phrase rendering as “burn my eyelashes” is an idiom equivalent to “burn the midnight oil” so that brings some clarity to the first part.

So I dunno….but go ahead and  throw Colombian Madame Mets into Google and you will find a few things.  We here at Mets Police do not know first-hand of any incidents involving Mets Players and a madame, but I can tell you it is showing up in Google.

Anyway, that’s all I got for you this morning – either nothing or the big topic of the off-season.   We’ll see.