Wags, you just proved you’re not serious about the 2019 Mets. Daniel Murphy to Rockies for 2/24

Wags, my man, you’re not serious.  Let’s look at this again….

The lineup above has Lyin’ Todd Frazier at 1B because you lack any other humans to stand there. Sad.

And because The Blocker is at first, you have a guy who played well for two months and is groovy and all, but there have been lots of guys who played well for two months and then turned into pumpkins.

Meanwhile the Rockies got Daniel Murphy for two years at twelve million a year.  That bat would have played really nice in that lineup, wasn’t that expensive, and wouldn’t have tied you up for years well passed his prime like certain ex-clients of yours.

I know you have Jeff fooled, but you were asleep on this one and the Rockies GM outplayed you.

Show me you are serious and get Harper in here.  You are playing Lagares eery day , and have Dom The Alarm Smith and Peter “Never Played An Inning” Alonso as your only options at first, and we both know you won’t call up Alonso until whenever that contract cutoff day thing is that all teams do with their rookies.

You’re not serious.  You just did Cano a favor.  Get serious bro.

(By the way, Murph’s gonna hit what in Colorado, .580?  .700?   Back to you Gare)