Mets Police Morning Laziness: Thor’s night was dark and filled with terrors, Mets are .500

SLACKISH REACTION:  Bromance, my #1 follower, that was quite the buzzkill.  Between the Thrones and the bobble and the full crowd the place should have been jumping.

The Mets are .500

Time of Game 3:57!!!!!!!!!!!

So with JDG and Thor struggling, isn’t Mickey Callaway some sort of pitching guru?  I recall he was going to fix Matt Harvey.  Obviously JDG won the Cy so I will give Mick some credit there – but what’s going on man?

I turned the game off at 9:35 when Gsellman have up the run.  It wasn’t so much the losing it was the slog.  That game was sllllooooow and I was falling asleep.  So I bounced over to Netflix and watched Street Food.  I continue to not be attached to this team and baseball is increasingly unwatchable.

My kid told me it was a one run game but then was like never mind it’s 8-6/

Blah blah I know I’m so negative and complain – you watch the 4 hour ames if you like them  I don’t.

Did you see the lines? Oh my!

You bitches know what today is, right?