I may run for Congress to get a ban on stupid Mets caps passed

I’m considering making a run for Congress so that I can pass legislation to stop  stupid Mets caps from being made.  To make this one we must have cut down a tree or burned fossil fuel or something.  This didn’t just magically exist.  This is TERRIBLE.  Stop.

Also, I love holiday filler.

The New York Mets Fractured Metal Badge 59FIFTY Fitted Cap features a Mets badge with a fractured metal appearance at the front panels. Additional details include a matching New Era flag at the left-wear side and MLB Batterman logo at the rear.

I also plan to introduce an Anti High Crown bill.