Did you bet the house like I told you? Koosman vs. an expansion team? EASY MONEY.
Not that I heard any of it. The dopey Padres scheduled a Saturday NIGHT GAME. How stupid is that?
Another complete game for the One True Ace. If these bums would have scored for him he’d be cruising to the Cy Young.
How great is it that San Diego has a guy named Johnny Podres. It’s like a made up name in Stratomatic.
There’s no way this winning streak continues. No way. Guess who pitches tomorrow. Mr. Overrated himself, Tom Terrific.