Mets Police Morning Laziness: Daniel Murphy and Rockies beat Gary Cohen’s Mets; KB and Girardi on Fox tonight!

SLACKISH REACTION: First day in three weeks that I didn’t have to be up before 6. Naturally the neighbor kids all thought they’d hit their swing set at 7:30. Come on people. Grrrrr. Also Murph > Gary.

Tonight’s game is on Fox. Before you get mad…your announcers are KB and Joe Girardi. Yes!!!! I actually can’t wait to hear Girardi’s insights into the Mets.

That’s it.  Everyone else wrote the same old same old.

Here are my 5 storylines that MLB should be hyping including:  PETE ALONSO IS BETTER THAN AARON JUDGE