Uh oh. This is how it starts Remember when Matt was just a fun young man who did a segment in the park asking people about Matt Harvey? I hope this is not a sign of things to come Polar Bear.
Before Mets slugger Pete Alonso participated in the Home Run Derby during the all-star break, he earned a little moment with this seemingly off-the-cuff quip: “It doesn’t matter how much jelly you have in the jar, it’s about how you spread it on your English muffin.” That’s funny. Well, guess what? That shit came from one of Jimmy Fallon’s writers!
Source: Pete Alonso’s Charming “English Muffin” Quote, Like Most Precious Things In Life, Was A Sham
