Mets Police Morning Laziness: Mets still alive! Mets retire 36! Pete Alonso is the next David Wright!

SLACKISH REACTION:  Mr. Thor, you can’t hand that in for an absolute no fallback must win.  Love ya bro but you can’t do that.

Have we seen the last of Noah in a Mets uniform?  I think so.

EVEN MORE SLACKISH RECATION:  Stupid Mets.  I had this whole thing written and even stayed up past 10pm and then Conforto tied the game.

But that was interesting to me.  Here are the Mets fighting for their lives, as unrealistic as that is – and Conforto ties the game and instead of being MORE into the game, I turned it off.  After all, it was 10:08pm and we got Impeachment Stuff to watch.   So I am happy for MLB and their product and all. but wow I just have no interest in what they are handing out.  So this morning I woke up and said “Alexa, Mets” and got a score.  And if that’s my interaction with what y’all let the sport become, good luck with Generation Z.

Meanwhile after like two weeks of nothing we had….

Mickey Callaway calling Pete Alonso “the next David Wright.”  Hoo-boy.

Yankees GM Brian Cashman zinged Marcus Stroman.  

Stroman zinged the Yankees back.

I woke up to a tweet that educated me that I am anti-Conforto.  Who knew?

but in the big news…

The Mets are retiring 36 for Jerry Koosman!  Wow!