Reports: Mets will name Inexperienced Carlos Beltran to be their Inexperienced Manager

So the Mets plan to take things to the next level is to replace Mickey Callaway with an even less experienced manager.

Carlos Beltran, somehow one of the best players ever to play in Queens but also forever tied to Strike Three, will be the next manager for some reason.

What should be very interesting is when he is fired after the 2021 season and then makes Cooperstown in 2022.

KNOW YOUR MEME:  WHEN I TYPE ICB ALL SUMMER I MEAN “INEXPERIENCED CARLOS BELTRAN”

I didn’t like any of the choices (except Girardi and maaaaaybe Showalter) so I will just hate on this as much as I would have hated on the others.

Baseball is dead, so it doesn’t really matter.