Mets Police Morning Laziness: hate to burst your bubble

Let’s start here today.  Our favorite GM tweeted this.

I sent that to @Mediagoon and made up the phrase “t-shills” meaning people like the Goon and not necessarily Darren. I know I usually just refer to hi as The T-Shirt Guy and I have been doing that for a decade, but I am friends/friendly with the guy and he has helped me in the past and I have no issues….I just like T-Shirt jokes.

But man if you look at the replies to that tweet, people are not happy that The Agent singles out the T-Shirt people. Lots of venom coming back.

One reply in particular is actually quite sad.

Guys, I don’t know how to break this to you but….you don’t.  Just saying.

Now your site is doing quite well as we can see here…

The numbers I am sharing are visits.   Let’s call is 50,000 visits a month to keep the math easy.  4 million divided by 50,000….well, am I to believe each visitor is reading 80 pages of content on your site (slightly up from the 1.72 PVs this suggests)….each visitor reads 80 pages every time?   I am not ready to believe that.

I’m sorry to burt your bubble but I think your Page Views Counter might be a little off.  Maybe one of the 75 writers can did in on that.

That said, a nice 40-50K visitors a month is a nice job.  Be proud of that. but get off Delusion Island.  Oh, also filter out the home IPs of the 75 writers…you might the numbers come down a little.

Ouch that was brutal, let’s cleanse our palates with this cute dog

SLACKISH REACTION:  There were two fake games yesterday and neither generated much news.  Today’s game is on SNY at 1pm.  I ran 7.5 miles and then played 5 hours of video games and watched some Clone Wars.

 

 

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