Gary Cohen whines about smoke (life is hard Gary) while Keith makes BORDER JOKES!

Great find by Awful Announcing…..

Gary I’m sorry the smoke bothered you….but let’s take a look at the back door political commentary by Keith Hernandez!

Twitter is spazzing out at the moment and won’t let me embed the clip but you can find it here.  The gist is that Gary wonders if there’s a way to make the smoke stay in Canada….

Keith: “Well, borders are fairly porous all over the world right now,”

Dumb Money: “Steve Cohen” in the Trailer

OMG I am so excited for this movie now!   Looks like Steve Cohen, wearing a baseball cap, is a character played by Vincent D’Onofrio

And in one scene in the trailer, it’s dark so a little hard to tell, but it looks like “Steve” keeps a large pig in his office.  I think.  Maybe????

Normally I would embed the trailer but there are a lot of words that only a rube like Pete Alonso would say over a stadium PA…so  you can watch it here if Vulgarity is your thing.

I can’t wait for this movie to come out so we can reload our memes!

 

Steve Cohen: Cancel the Buck Showalter Watch Watch Watch (#Mets)

Steve Cohen held a boring press conference (at this weird Glove Chair and Mets Table combo straight out of @mediagoon’s Staten Island backyard) and made it clear Buck Showalter will not be fired this season.   Cancel the Watch Watch Watch.

Also I am not convinced this is actually Steve.  It looks like the kind of doppelgänger that dictators sometimes employ.  It sort of looks like Steve but not really.

MLB Store Mets 4th of July Stuff

While we all wait for Steve Cohen to address the media, the MLB Store posted some Mets 4th of July stuff which isn’t bad but isn’t necessary.  Remember when Mets gear was cool and we would buy things?  Even @mediagoon doesn’t buy things any more.

They’ve put out wayyyyyyy too much (this is league wide, not Mets-specific) and most of it is garbage.

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